Todd Robert Petersen » Sleep With the Fishes http://toddpetersen.org Mon, 16 Aug 2010 04:24:28 +0000 en hourly 1 The Pattern Continues http://toddpetersen.org/2004/02/the-pattern-continues http://toddpetersen.org/2004/02/the-pattern-continues#comments Wed, 11 Feb 2004 15:07:51 +0000 Todd Petersen http://toddpetersen.org/2004/02/the-pattern-continues It appears that Baby wasn’t dead, and Zoë had to finish her off so she would start “singing.”

Dolly/Rabbit

Sadly, it looks like Flatbush the rabbit was in the wrong place at the wrong time. So much violence, I feel like I should blame it on the television. Zoë sits in front of CSI and Law and Order reruns all day long. It must feed her fantasies. But, alas, I must accept some measure of responsibility for this tragic turn of events.

It’s frightening that someone who looks like this could have such a dark side.

]]> http://toddpetersen.org/2004/02/the-pattern-continues/feed 0 My Child is a Serial Killer http://toddpetersen.org/2004/01/my-child-is-a-serial-killer http://toddpetersen.org/2004/01/my-child-is-a-serial-killer#comments Wed, 28 Jan 2004 05:10:58 +0000 Todd Petersen http://toddpetersen.org/2004/01/my-child-is-a-serial-killer I have noticed a pattern of behavior in my child. I think she’s bumping off all of her “little friends.”

The other day I was dusting (come on, I’m a modern guy), and I found Zoë’s baby (we’re trying to get Zoë to name her Lena — but “Baby” it is) dumped behind the television. I’m no forensic pathologist, but Baby looks like she got herself clipped.

Whacked Baby

So, I’ve decided to launch an investigation. I think I see a pattern developing: first Elmo, now Baby. I’m afraid she’s going to send Big Bear to sleep with the fishes next, or maybe it’ll be Flatbush the Rabbit or Dolly.

I only hope I can stop this madness before anyone else gets hurt.

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